Aren't you forgetting something? - From Teeko

Last night, I get into my bat cave because I see mom getting ready for bed. I'm a good boy, she never has to ask me anymore. I always get into my bed. Plus usually I'm tired before she goes to bed, so if she's in the office, I'll just put myself to sleep there.

But this time she was at her kitchen table, so I was sleeping on the couch when I noticed her getting ready. I walked right by her into my bed. She shut the light off and went into her room and shut the door, as usual. What wasn't usual though, was no treat? No zipping of my door? No 'night night Teeko' ? She was probably just changing her fake fur out, her clothes or whatever humans call it.

But I waited forever, and she never came back out. So I walked out into the hall and stood at her door. She must have heard me cuz she opened her door. My feelings were very hurt, so I just stared up at her, confused. She did forget about me, I could tell by her surprised expression and sudden burst of high pitched ramblings at me. I put myself in bed again and got my treat this time and tucked in properly!

Jeez thanks mom.

Get a Job Teeko - From Mom

He has one. Why can't you get one? Pull your weight, your food ain't cheap!
Well it is...but whatever get a job.