When grandma is taking you for a walk, you are to be on your best behavior. Now, when you bark at someone, you have a deep scary bark. Even people that work at dog places, say your bark makes you sound 10x bigger than you are. If you bark, people will take notice.
Which means, if you feel the need to bark at an innocent teenager listening to his headphones, it is unnecessary to leap straight up into the air, and bark loudly, right in his face. Do you ever see me talking to anyone in their face. Do I ever just walk up to someone and say, "HEY!" with my face inches from theirs and looking all scary with my hair sticking out? Do you ever see that happen? NO! So guess what it is, it's a NO NO! NNNNO! No.
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